molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

Are the Bay ninja turtles supposed to be African American?
Anonymous

I’m fairly certain they’re supposed to be phillipino jews.

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

jessajohansson:

#thEON GREYJOY

funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

thoughts on ninja turtles trailer?
Anonymous

Michael Bay should be making Street Sharks, not Ninja Turtles